The Empire of Western Dolozortruloistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by God Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.187 billion Western Dolozortruloistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Western Dolozortruloistanian economy, worth 173 trillion kronor a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,424 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Western Dolozortruloistanian military unleashed its biological weapons, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Western Dolozortruloistanian bee, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, and female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Western Dolozortruloistan's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dolozortruloistanian Orthodox.

Western Dolozortruloistan is ranked 12,422^nd in the world and 13^th in The Eternal Order for Most Patriotic, with 58.6 flags saluted per person per day.